Seniorica's UNITE!

Hello readers! I never thought I would get the feeling that I'm coasting through life. Coasting is what my senior year has been for me. I have 3 classes: AP Music theory, economics, and public speaking. The other 6 periods are gym(only 3 days), band, chorus and study halls. Now, please don't get me wrong, I am not even close to complaining. This year has given me time to do things I never thought I'd do, like start a BLOG, and write 3 best selling novels. The reason why I brought this up was because as I was standing at work (making a large meatlovers pizza), I thought about how maybe this year off will bite me in the ass next year. Think about it: no math, and science for an entire year after doing those two subjects for the last 12 years of my life. Next year, my brain will be boggled with 8 classes of homework after a whole year of one assignment per week. However, I can't get over senioritis because it is a disease that has plagued my entire brain.

I really think that Senioritis is an actual disease. After 11 years of doing nonstop school work, your body naturally will need a break. I know my body did. In fact, my case of senioritis started when I was a junior and hasn't given me a break since. I have no doubts that my classmates feel the same way. Courtney "Every-other day" Santoro has senioritis so bad, that she is forced to stay home sick every few days because of the severity of her case. Yes, readers, this is a serious pandemic (or is it epidemic?) that will plague America's High school seniors for years to come, until we do something drastic to keep our young minds active.

To combat this problem, I hired a team of world renowned scientists, psychologists, hypochondriacs, and nuclear physicists to come up with a solution to this growing problem. We call ourselves, "The Seniorica's." 17 grueling months and $4.5 million later, The Seniorica's came up with a solution that we know will put an end to this madness. The answer is simple: After successfully completing the 11th grade, students will receive $250 and be allowed to take a full year off of school. This year will be used to relax, and that money should be put towards entertainment, or food. We think this is the only way to go because of 2 reasons.
1) A year off will allow for relaxing with no harm to the person. This is because, after the year is over, the student still has a year left of high school (senior year.. which we know is easy anyways), and the senior year will re-stimulate the mind JUST in time for college. It will be a "second wind" if you will.
2) The $250 will stimulate the economy. Enough said

Goodnight my faithful readers.