Fee's and bumble bees?

Hello Readers! You know what really grinds my gears? Stupid idiotic fee's. I got a letter in the mail informing me that I bounced a check. Now, I am a reasonable guy and I could have admitted the mistake and payed the fee with no problem, but do you want to know how much money I was short? $1.25. Yeeeeeah... not cool

If you have been reading all of my blogs frequently, then what I am about to say will make you laugh at my expense. Remember how that day I won $57 at Batavia Downs? To refresh your memory, let me remind you that I had to take an extra $20 from the ATM that day because I am totally not a gambling addict. What sucks big transvestite dick, is the fact that even before I slid my card through the ATM, I thought about how much I had in my bank, and I figured out that if I take out $20, then I will still have $1.75 in my bank account. **let me take this time to tell you that I am very very very aware of every penny that is in my bank. This is mostly because one of my biggest fears is sliding my card at a check out line, and it saying "DENIED"** Anyways, I knew I had some clearance to work with and I still had $260 I was going to deposit on Monday morning, so I took the 20 out without even flinching. What i didn't realize was that the ATM charged my bank account 3 GOD DAMNED DOLLARS to use it! I didn't even know service fee's existed because I hardly use the ATM machines!

I know you would like to think that when I went to the bank and talked to them, they accepted my apology and lifted the fee.... but of course that wasn't the case. I have a $26.25 fee owed to the lovely Medina savings and loan, and of course I will pay it because if I didn't, I would go to jail. So yes, this blog is beginning to be a big book because everything is connecting! It's almost funny how small weird things that happen throughout your day may affect you larger than you'd expect. Thats life I suppose.

Goodnight my faithful readers