First blog

I always have way too many thoughts going through my head. I feel as though it's unsafe to be thinking so many things and not get them out somehow. Hence, the BLOG. To me, a blog is nothing more than a diary that nosy people can read. I plan on using this blog to let some steam off, and maybe even express a few views i might have. However let me warn you... I will say whatever and i mean WHATEVER I feel like saying on here. My grammar is hardly ever correct, some of my sentences may last 4 paragraphs, and my thoughts may be totally unfinished, but deal with it because I am interesting enough to keep reading. So, I will say this once, and once only.... If you don't like it, or you don't agree with it, feel free to stop reading, or better yet light yourself on fire in the middle of a crowded bus terminal. (but seriously)

For my first ever blog, I think I'll write about M&Ms. In front of me at this very moment, I have a 45.0oz (or 2 lbs 3.0oz) bag of Delicious Milk Chocolate melt in your mouth (not your hand), goodness. There is just something about these little bite size goodies that make me think that each delicious, mouthwatering fingernail sized choco-bit is actually a miniature version of God's nut sack. **Please note: Scientific research has more then proven that God's nut sack is in the shape of a humans head**
Why is it that once i dip my hand into the bag once, I just cannot stop? I feel like an addict. As I sit here and write this, I swear to you that I stop every 20ish seconds and shovel a handful of heaven into my mouth.

So I leave you with that; My first blog. I plan on keeping this for as long as I can, so please stay tuned and enjoy every suspenseful second as you read what is written by someone who could easily be your next mayor, senator, governor, or even....President of the United States of America.

Goodnight my faithful readers